“Would you like a walking advertisement for that?”

Some cleverness here if you put to one side “a slide show with writing so small it can’t be read even at full screen”. Nonetheless.

We are compelled to note that ‘bagvertising’ is trying just a little bit too hard. Do we describe our Australian Traffic Network product as “Radiovertising”? Do we call IMG “Celebritivertising”? Do we call Torch Media and Red Outdoor “Mallvertising”? No, we don’t. Why? Because there is no room for that sort of thing in Perthvertising.