Clients from Hell
Apparently they exist, though we have no experience of them. Clients From Hell.
“Can you call Google and ask them when the website will show up in the search results?”
“Can we pay for the logo in instalments, or even better can I pay you in salad?”
“Make sure it’s not too edgy, not too flashy, not too much detail, not classical/traditional, not too complex, exciting, but not all over all over the place, efficient but fun, clean, fresh, modern, up beat, contemporary, high readability, smooth, shapeless, timeless, not outdated, but simple.”
“That looks really nice, we love it…could you also ditch the graphics and just put the letters inside an oval? That’d be great” See? This is how we got our logo.
